i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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