I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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