I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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