So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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