seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
she told me i tasted like america
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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