i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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