I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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