I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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