omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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