He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
honey bunches of taint.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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