I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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