I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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