high people should be assigned attendants
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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