And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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