His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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