soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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