No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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