Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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