Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I will die if light touches me.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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