That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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