Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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