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Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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