I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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