i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
splinters make it hard to masturbate
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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