At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
this hospital has no fireball
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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