i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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