i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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