how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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