Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Randomize
