its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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