if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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