ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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