I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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