Got a toothbrush?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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