You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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