Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Life is so much better after having sex.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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