Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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