i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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