i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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