nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
so much tequila, so little girl.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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