So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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