marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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