I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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