spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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