no. you can't hotbox the world.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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