Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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