So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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