is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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