I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize
