Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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