Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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