Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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