they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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