omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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