so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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