if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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